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Comma Demotivational Poster

AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."

TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.

I THINK - they need to rename The Dumb Friends League

COMMANDO TAKE AWAY - ''I would like the large GBU-12 on a Danger Close base please.''

TAGS: military army afghanistan commando cas gbu
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Muck

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 7:33 pm
With 5ome 30Mike-Mike Warthog chops on the side
GySgt1811 - October 31, 2009, 11:51 am


TAGS: lumberjack commandos tough
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:24 pm
My father-in-law was a lumberjack, and stories he could tell you, ain't nothing compared to these skateboarders have.
- July 5, 2011, 4:12 am
ok sori..good poster..
forseti - July 4, 2011, 3:24 am
I'm not grateful because I already know it (since a year or two). I just want to inform you. Did that myself and no one was grateful! :D
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 8:26 am
rerun - July 2, 2011, 6:46 am

somebody please PM me & let me know wht site this was taken from. @krazirefa, at best don't do this again. Should you feel the need to post something you found from another site make sure you tag "not mine" somewhere it can be seen.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 2:47 am
u got it frn..have fun..
ICEMAN - July 2, 2011, 1:16 am
Plagiarism is not well regarded here.
krazirefa - July 2, 2011, 12:45 am
Cool down friend... I liked the poster and wanted to share it... you should be grateful ..
forseti - July 1, 2011, 3:50 pm
please don't copy from other sites! 1L



TAGS: lumberjack commandos royal canadian
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by cgnnightmare

Bolverk37782 - May 20, 2012, 4:56 am
They'll kill you just as dead as other countries commandos, just very very politely.
440wakeup - August 22, 2011, 11:00 pm
these are the W.A.C.'s
logan240184 - August 22, 2011, 1:37 pm
They draw their power from their beards, and a flask of Rye. CGN.



AMELIORATION - It couldn't have made it worse...

COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)

TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.

HYPNOTOAD - commands you to approve this poster and rate it 5L

TAGS: hypnotoad commands dlm4
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by DLM4

Derek - October 10, 2010, 5:26 am
Half worked

COMMAS - Mean the difference between normal and Huh?



TAGS: tsa bodysearch commando kilt
Rating: 4.9/5

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fred - November 22, 2010, 6:34 pm
Clever! Though disturbing...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 22, 2010, 11:56 am
meh...they're a bunch of girls over there.....Good to see you Sick.....or was that "sick to see you...good"?
sickartist - November 22, 2010, 11:53 am
It would be my only one on Politifake, but why not?
rerun - November 22, 2010, 10:11 am

funny, could be posted at politifake.org as well

COMMAND STAFF - I think the enlisted have stopped taking us seriously

LEVITATION - Only in the army.

THE BANHAMMER - which member? consider it done

TAGS: the chain of command
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:45 pm
LMFAO nuf said!!!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 3:10 pm
I gave it 5, because it's funny and slightly true. Although it's mainly thread deletions and stuff like that these days, since Overlord went.


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


TAGS: chain of command
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:03 pm
Real GUSTO! 5L Airman.


TAGS: commander elvis star wars
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - April 6, 2010, 9:25 pm
A red shirt... yeah, folks... he's dead.
okami - January 1, 2010, 7:50 am
Let's git thet thah transpotah fixed up, Scottah boy. Mistah Sulu, set coash at maximum wahhp an' engage. And then sumbuddy bring me a cheeeeseburgah. . . .uh-huh-huhhhhhh. . .
Woodywood03a - September 7, 2009, 5:12 pm
Ron... how do you get all them fonts????
agdaniele - September 7, 2009, 12:03 pm
Beautifully done, Ron.

COBRA - A ruthless terrorist orginization that couldn't even win a game of Risk, much less rule the world!

having a killer wiener -

TAGS: killer wienerdog commando humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - November 29, 2013, 1:45 pm

Dirty??? I had no idea this could possibly be construed as...ah, nevermind...
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:03 am
Okay I confess. I don't have a clean side. I blame my lack of ethics, morals and any type of filtration system in my brain for that.
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 10:00 am
And the dirty side of me is still laughing...thanks for the 5L giggle Miss lg.


The Lost Commandments -

TAGS: moses commandments unheeded messages for humanity
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

CloudchaserS - October 5, 2013, 3:42 am
Got that, thanx!
Greeny - October 4, 2013, 6:46 pm
Early 80's Mel Brooks
CloudchaserS - October 4, 2013, 12:41 pm
I remember seeing a comedy sketch on TV in the early 90's where it was 15 commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets, so he said it was 10 commandments.


TAGS: moses commandments internet motifake cellphone
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 23, 2013, 8:31 pm
No Motifake at work? Uh.... I'm glad that was left out...
twill1962 - January 16, 2013, 11:08 am
Mel Brooks, "History of the World, Part I" "I bring you these 15 *crash* 10, 10 Commandments!"
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:17 pm
Is Moses carrying an ancient iPad? Man! Everyone has those dang things but me!
Faceplant31 - September 3, 2010, 1:29 pm
AMSOME! One of the better ones i have seen lately! 5L

PRIORITIES - Because not coveting your neighbor's donkey is more important, obviously.


TAGS: your wish is our command
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

The Goat - September 27, 2009, 7:39 am
Yeah well 1967 was about when Canada scrapped her last aircraft carrier!
CANADA - July 30, 2009, 3:10 pm
BoneCD - July 30, 2009, 3:07 pm
Just so you know; a 67' falcon is a coffin


Commas -

TAGS: grammar comma fail
Rating: 5/5
mizzdizz - June 29, 2016, 10:22 am
Hunting pedestrians? COOOOL!! Thanks for sharing this fabulous find! LUUUUV it!!!!!^!
Silverheart - June 28, 2016, 7:56 am

I always use caution when hunting pedestrians, whether they're on the walk trail or not.

The Comma -

TAGS: comma ride boys
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 2, 2018, 10:55 am
Hahaha! ^^^^^Up